To Whom It May Concern

Oh, you are a clever thing! I overheard you on the subway – your friend was talking about having seen an art show and not feeling like he really understood it. You nodded sympathetically and said “Yeah, sometimes modern art is just talking to itself”.

I don’t know if that’s something that you made up or something that you’d read – but I had never heard it before that moment! It’s so perfect and you’re so cute, I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt and imagine that you just thought of it. You delight me!